Federal Buildings in Vermont Refuse to Put Up President’s Picture That Was Never Sent
RUTLAND – Federal buildings across the state of Vermont are refusing to hang up the pictures of the current U.S. president that were never sent […]
Southern Vermont
Wilmington Dogs Flee to Local Schools For Protection From Bears
WILMINGTON – After one Wilmington dog was killed by a bear six weeks ago, the dogs of southern Vermont wrote it off as a fluke. […]
Heroic Astronomers Arrive at Stellafane Convention With Rescued Mars Slave Children
SPRINGFIELD – In a feat that will be remembered for the rest of recorded history, a group of astronomers broke into the NASA-run slave colony […]
Vermont to Provide Trump Administration with Vermonters’ Private Microwave Data
MONTPELIER – Vermont Secretary of State Jim Condos says that his office is legally bound to provide the Republican president’s Security and Protection Information Efficiency […]
Wilmington Shop Installs Sign that Smells Like Donuts
WILMINGTON – A controversial sign has been installed in front of the Dunkin’ Donuts currently under construction on East Main Street in Wilmington. After the […]
Local Papers Continue to Ignore Demand, Print Truth
VERMONT – Despite clear evidence that it is not what their readers want, many local Vermont newspapers continue to print stories full of actual truth […]
Bennington Man Unsure If He Lives in the North or the South
BENNINGTON – Geography can be confusing, at least according to Dave Thompson of Bennington. Thompson tells reporters that he cannot figure out if he lives […]
VT Route 11 Deteriorating Due to Crumple-Horned Snorkack, Officials Say
LONDONDERRY – Frustration has been expressed by residents of Windham Country in southern Vermont, thanks to new information coming from the governor’s office. VT Route […]