Larry David to Run for Bernie Sanders’ Senate Seat
BROOKLYN – In a move that experts are calling “pretty, pretty, pretty good,” Brooklynite comedian Larry David has announced his bid for the Vermont senate […]
Vermont Life
Middlebury Student Marries Student Loans – “I Just Know We’ll Be Together Forever”
MIDDLEBURY – In an unusual ceremony attended by friends, family, and collection agencies, Middlebury graduate Amanda Knope was legally married to her student loans after […]
Colchester Causeway Renovated into Vermont’s First Monster Truck Path
COLCHESTER – After several months of closure and subsequent reconstruction, the Colchester Causeway is back, bigger and better than ever before. Officials are stoked to announce […]
Nazis Leaving America for Canada, Declare “Mission Accomplished”
SWANTON – U.S. customs officials are reporting an unusually large number of self-identifying Nazis crossing the border into Canada in recent weeks. When asked about […]
Vermonters Mistake News Headlines For Satire Articles
RICHMOND – An embarrassing moment happened in Richmond, VT over dinner on Friday night, when Helen Noh mistakenly made light of a serious issue believing […]
Coming to the Shelburne Museum: Spin Doctors & the Vermont Gregorian Chant Schola
SHELBURNE – This July, the Shelburne Museum is hosting a combined performance from alternative rock group Guster and the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, the first in its […]
Officials Warn Kayakers Against Riding on the Handlebars
WEST CHARLESTON – As summer kicks into high gear in Vermont, with temperatures approaching 70 degrees this weekend, officials are taking the opportunity to remind […]
Calves Looking Forward to Counting Humans on Road Trip, Yelling “Moo” at Them
NORTH FERRISBURGH – When Mr. & Mrs. Lavache told their two young calves that they would be travelling this summer to visit relatives out of […]
Retiring Teacher Will Most Miss Hearing About Fortnite
NORWICH – Mrs. Lehrer has taught 4th grade for 34 years at Marion Cross School in Norwich, VT, and as she prepares for her last […]
Vermont Residents Are Offering $20,000 to People Willing to Stay Out of State
POWNAL – Some Vermont residents are responding to a new bill signed by Governor Scott this week that will give $10,000 to any out-of-state workers […]