Vermont’s Only Nuclear Button Measurer Finally Gets the Call
RYEGATE – Although many Americans have expressed concern over the president’s latest controversial tweet, one Vermont business is breathing a sigh of relief as they […]
Vermont Life
Vermonters Already Agree, 2017 was Better Than 2018
WINOOSKI – A survey taken just hours into 2018 reveals that Vermonters cannot wait for the year to be over, and are wishing that things […]
2017 – A Look Back at Vermont’s Most Recent Year
As we begin to look ahead with terror anticipation to the start of a new year, it is always horrifying pleasant to reflect back on the major […]
Satire Website Forces Writers to Work on Major Holiday
WINOOSKI – Despite multiple protests, air-tight logic, and a democratic vote, writers for The Winooski, an online satire website focusing on the state of Vermont, are […]
Vermonters Prepare to Stop Enjoying Choral Music For Another Year
WINOOSKI – As the holiday season winds down, Vermonters all over the state are making preparations to stop attending choral concerts until next December. Christmas […]
VT Releases List of 7 Words Banned in Official Legislation
MONTPELIER – The Vermont legislature has been advised to avoid certain words while drafting policies and legislation. This order, which came directly from the governor’s […]
Tourists Begin to Arrive in Vermont for the Beginning of Skid Season
FAYSTON – As the first real snowstorm of the season blanketed the state this week, out of town visitors began to pour in for the […]
Vermont GOP Stands Behind Roy Moore, Because That’s the Non-Penis Side
DANVILLE – Vermont Republican National Committeewoman Suzanne Butterfield has made a statement of support for accused pedophile Roy Moore in the special election that will determine […]
Explosion at UTC Plant Caused by South Canadian Operatives
VERGENNES – Tensions are running high between the U.S. and South Canada after it was revealed that the recent explosion at the UTC Aerospace Systems […]
VPR Misses Fundraising Goal, Unable to Find Listener Who Is Not a Sustaining Member
COLCHESTER – Vermont Public Radio fell short of its yearly fundraising goal by one member, according to sources at the station. Their internal goal of […]