VT Yankee Sale Delayed After Potential Buyer Revealed to Be Lex Luthor
VERNON – Federal Regulators this week extended the deadline on a decision regarding the sale of Vermont’s decommissioned nuclear power plant to New York-based corporation […]
Syrup & Cows #022 – 11/5/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermonters Complain Apocalyptic Thor: Ragnarok is “Too Realistic”
WILLISTON – As Marvel Studios’ latest film races to the top of the box office this weekend, many local movie-goers are complaining that the film […]
Costco Banned From Selling Gas, Fills New Pumps With Maple Syrup
COLCHESTER – After years of negotiations and major construction that disrupted their parking lot traffic significantly, Costco’s Colchester location has been prevented from filling their […]
Donald Trump Apologizes For Recent Tweet, Thought it Was Opposite Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. President Donald Trump has, in a very surprising move, apologized for something. Some of his recent tweets, he claims, were meant […]
State Looks For Better System to Match Candy with Trick-or-Treaters
MONTPELIER – Governor Scott announced a state-wide initiative Wednesday morning that will look for ways to better match up the larger groups of trick-or-treaters with […]
Entire Nation of South Canada Without Power After Storm
SOUTH CANADA – After a devastating weekend windstorm swept through the northeastern quadrant of North America, the tiny nation of South Canada has been left […]
Local Cows Fight to Raise Wages and End Tipping
WOODSTOCK – Following the lead of other Vermont cow activists, Babs the cow of Woodstock, VT is leading the charge in the fight to raise […]
Syrup & Cows #021 – 10/29/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Smuggler’s Notch Sirens Lure Another Truck to Its Death
CAMBRIDGE – Another tractor-trailer has been lured to its doom by the dangerous creatures who lurk in and around Smuggler’s Notch. The sirens use their […]