Vermont Sends 40,000 Letters to School Children Asking for 6% Allowance Tax
MONTPELIER – The State of Vermont is doubling down on its aggressive new tax policies. After sending a letter this week to 20,000 Vermonters informing […]
UVM to Provide Hi-Tech Shades for Short-Sighted President
BURLINGTON – According to leaked classified documents, the University of Vermont Medical Center may be announcing a collaboration between its Department of Ophthalmology and The […]
Department of Homeland Security Enlists Aid of Vermont Newspapers to Build Mexican Paywall
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several Vermont newspapers have been asked this week to assist the Department of Homeland Security in the construction of the border wall […]
On Labor Day Thousands of Vermonters Join Congress in Not Doing Any Work
WINOOSKI – On Monday, hundreds of thousands of Vermonters will follow the example that the federal government has set for much of recent history and […]
Syrup & Cows #013 – 9/3/17
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Police Ask For Help Identifying Zucchini Bandit
STOWE – Vermont State Police have asked for help from the public to identify a female suspect known only as “The Zucchini Bandit.” The suspect […]
Quebec Files For Sole Custody of Vermont
MONTREAL – Canada and the United States are back in court again this week as Quebec seeks to revise the current custody agreement concerning the […]
VT Governor Statement on Hurricane Harvey: “Egregious Display of Weather on Many Sides”
MONTPELIER – As leaders across the nation came out in support of the citizens in the flooded city of Houston this week, Vermont Governor Phil […]
Charlene “Skunk” Bedard Becomes President of South Canada
SOUTH CANADA – Tuesday’s election results are in for the fledgling nation of South Canada (formerly the Vermont town of Richford), with incoming president Charlene […]
Rutland Releases More Raw Sewage Than Montpelier in 2017
RUTLAND – For the first time since records were kept on the matter, Montpelier has not been the leading source of raw sewage in Vermont […]