Gov. Scott Unsure about Marijuana Legislation, Smokes Joint in Office
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott told reporters today that he was unsure whether or not he would sign the marijuana legalization legislation that recently […]
South Burlington Group Proposes Changing Team Names to “The Clansmen”
SOUTH BURLINGTON – A South Burlington community group calling itself the “Rebels Way Towards the Future” has proposed changing the names of the local high […]
Vermonters Rush to Get Sick Ahead of Anticipated Health Care Changes
BURLINGTON – Eileen Whalen, president and CEO of the UVM Medical Center in Burlington has reported a massive influx of patients in the past few […]
Third Generation Vermonter Shocked to Discover They Are Not From Vermont
WINOOSKI – Winooski resident Samantha Monteverdi was stunned to discover last week that she is not, in fact, from Vermont. The ugly truth came out […]