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Gov. Scott Unsure about Marijuana Legislation, Smokes Joint in Office

May 19, 2017 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott told reporters today that he was unsure whether or not he would sign the marijuana legalization legislation that recently […]

South Burlington Group Proposes Changing Team Names to “The Clansmen”

May 18, 2017 The Winooski 8

SOUTH BURLINGTON – A South Burlington community group calling itself the “Rebels Way Towards the Future” has proposed changing the names of the local high […]

Vermonters Rush to Get Sick Ahead of Anticipated Health Care Changes

May 17, 2017 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Eileen Whalen, president and CEO of the UVM Medical Center in Burlington has reported a massive influx of patients in the past few […]

Third Generation Vermonter Shocked to Discover They Are Not From Vermont

May 16, 2017 The Winooski 5

WINOOSKI – Winooski resident Samantha Monteverdi was stunned to discover last week that she is not, in fact, from Vermont. The ugly truth came out […]

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