Syrup & Cows #151 – 4/26/20 – Henry
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Trump Says Stay at Overpriced Golf Resort “Might” Cure COVID-19
WASHINGTON – At his daily press briefing yesterday, Temporary President Trump suggested that a stay at a few specially selected overpriced golf resorts should be […]
Republican Plans for Smaller Government Hit a Snag
MONTPELIER – State and National Republican leaders have decided to “temporarily put on hold,” plans to shrink the size of government. VT State Republican chair […]
Air Force Eliminates F-35 Complaints By Renaming Planes
SOUTH BURLINGTON – After hearing hundreds of complaints from Burlington area residents over the F-35s being stationed at the Air Guard Base, Air Force Chief […]
Covid-19 Can Be Cured With CBD Oil, Says Local Pothead
WINOOSKI – A stunning announcement has rocked the medical world this week, as it was revealed that the current deadly plague of Covid-19 can be […]
Vermont’s Poorest Residents Encouraged to Hire Better Lobbyists
MONTPELIER – VT lobbyists , with some assistance from the Governor, are determining which businesses to open, and the sequence of opening that guarantees the […]
Syrup & Cows #150 – 4/19/20 – Zoom Class
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The State of the City of Burlington 2025
BURLINGTON – Yesterday, Mayor Sanders issued an upbeat report on the state of the city. After five years the Great Pandemic seems to be over. […]
Trump Delays Cash Stimulus Payments So He Can Put His Face on the Bills
WASHINGTON – Amid controversies surrounding Temporary President Trump’s decision to delay stimulus checks so that he could have his name printed on them, the National […]
Vermont Announces Permanent Move to Virtual Government
MONTPELIER – Citing the success of having state employees work from home, the Scott administration says the program will continue indefinitely. All state workers will […]