Syrup & Cows #148 – 4/5/20 – Parent/Teacher Conferences
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Trump Strongly Considering Sentencing Mike Flynn to Shaking Hands with Members of the Administration
WASHINGTON – After a sentencing delay due to the Coronavirus pandemic, former national security adviser Michael Flynn’s fate is currently in limbo. Flynn is hoping […]
Style: Vermont’s Newest Hair Trend is Head Shaving
COLCHESTER – Lack of hair dressers has Vermonters shaving their heads bald, according to new reports coming in from Instagram and Snapchat. At the Saint […]
Release: The Winooski Lays Off Only Employee
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski has been forced to lay off its only employee. Media organizations across the state have been […]
After 15 Years of Talking About It, Colchester Family Finally Plants Home Garden
COLCHESTER – “You know, this just seemed like the year to do it,” said Dee Layre as she dug a small trench with her trowel. […]
Researchers Split Over Whether We Will See More Babies or Divorces in 9 Months
LYNDON – Researchers at Northern Vermont University have produced two wildly different predictions for social outcomes at the end of the current period of isolation. […]
Syrup & Cows #147 – 3/29/20 – Social Distancing
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4th Grader With Magic Lamp Claims No Responsibility for Schools Shutting Down
MIDDLETOWN SPRINGS – After Vermont Governor Phil Scott ordered all schools in the state shuttered for the remainder of the school year, many in the […]
Local Hoarder Takes Fictional Water Shortage Very Seriously
BURLINGTON – H.T. Oats started storing water after reading a Facebook post from a real doctor (of literature, not medicine, but still a smart guy) […]
Texas Governor Issues First Boomer Hunting Permits
AUSTIN – At the urging of Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, the state of Texas will issue its first ever hunting licenses to anyone wishing to […]