Vermont DMV Concerned Over Increased Auto-Immune Systems
MONTPELIER – Health care providers are encouraging Vermonters to exercise and walk more to bolster their auto-immune systems while isolated in their homes. DMV Director […]
South Canada Considers Closing Its Borders
SOUTH CANADA – South Canadian President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard announced this morning that she is considering closing the borders of the tiny country to foreign […]
Syrup & Cows #146 – 3/22/20 – Hoarding
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Vermont Governor Issues Order Closing All State Pokestops
MONTPELIER – Anyone out hunting Pokemon these days is going to have a tough time finding supplies after Vermont Governor Phil Scott ordered all Pokestops […]
Woodstock Bans COVID-19 Within Town Limits
WOODSTOCK – Woodstock has become the first Vermont community to ban COVID-19 by ordinance. Woodstock Town Manger Rocky Feller made the announcement following a Skype […]
Pope Confirms Virus is God’s Judgement Against Old White Dudes
VATICAN CITY – In a stunning message coming out of what can only be classified now as a disaster area, Pope Francis has announced that […]
Burlington Finally Solves Parking Problem
BURLINGTON – Residents of Vermont’s largest city are reporting a sudden wealth of parking spaces all around the downtown area, after years of complaining that […]
National Casket Makers Praise Trump Administration Response to Virus
WESTMINSTER – A number of Vermont casket makers, including Vermont Casket Co., have joined together with other such companies around the country to publicly praise […]
Syrup & Cows #145 – 3/15/20 – Victory
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Burlington Free Press Sees Sudden Spike in Print Subscriptions
BURLINGTON – Local newspaper Burlington Free Press is struggling to understand what has caused the recent jump in print subscriptions, vs. online only readership. Subscriptions […]