Racy Photos Released Online of Uncovered Bridges
QUECHEE – Several Vermont bridges are concerned this week that their privacy may be violated after racy photos were released online anonymously this week depicting […]
Complex Brexit Deal Reached, Hong Kong to Join EU, Ireland to Be Leased to China for 99 years
LONDON – With Boris Johnson’s Conservative Party regaining a strong majority in the latest election, a new Brexit Deal has finally been reached. The United […]
Trump Signs Executive Order Making “Democrat” a Nationality
WASHINGTON – In what is being billed as an effort to reduce anti-liberalism, Temporary President Trump has signed an executive order recognizing “Democrat” as a […]
OBITUARY: Cameron “Cam” N. Zintz (1941-2019)
Cameron “Cam” Nathan Zintz left this world on December 10th, 2019 after a long battle with many idiots. He is survived by his two children, […]
VT Senate Considers Banning “Assault Style” Weapons in “Senate Style” Areas
MONTPELIER – Members of the Vermont Senate will consider a bill in 2020 that would adjust the state’s relatively lax guns laws by banning semi-automatic […]
Local Man Unsure If He Has A Gym Membership
ESSEX JUNCTION – As the holiday season rushes forward and brings us into the new year, one local man is having trouble remembering whether or […]
Syrup & Cows #131 – 12/8/19 – The Future
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Republicans Cut School Lunch For Baby Yoda
SORGAN – Many seemed unconcerned over the Trump Administration’s decision to remove the food safety net from nearly 700,000 Americans this week. The move could […]
Local Satire Site Becomes Irrelevant After Failing to Be Podcast
WINOOSKI – The once proud flagship of the local satire scene, The Winooski was declared officially irrelevant this week after it was convicted of not […]
Burlington Progs Introduce Resolution Allowing Infants To Vote
BURLINGTON – With strong support from Gerber and Playskool, the Progressive Party in Burlington has introduced a new resolution that would lower the voting age […]