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New Study Shows Burlington Residents Most Concerned About Climate Change and Parking

November 14, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – A new study commissioned by the city has shown that the primary areas of concern for Burlingtonians are climate change, and parking/traffic issues. […]

Vermont Announces Move to Kelvin System of Temperature in Bid to Increase Positivity

November 13, 2019 The Winooski 4

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott announced this week that the state will begin reporting temperatures in Kelvin, rather than the previously used Fahrenheit scale. […]

Disney Creates Snowstorm For Launch of New Streaming Service

November 12, 2019 The Winooski 1

WINOOSKI – Children around the state are celebrating today, after the Walt Disney Company blasted the Northeast with wind and snow in order to create […]

Trump Memo Proposes Changing Veterans Day to “4-F Day”

November 11, 2019 The Winooski 3

WASHINGTON – Showing a level of disrespect to our nation’s veterans not seen since he literally stole two millions dollars from a veterans charity event […]

Syrup & Cows #127 – 11/10/19 – Thanksgiving Break

November 10, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Both Vermont GOP Members Angry at Local Conservatives

November 9, 2019 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – With the 2020 election now less than a year away, both members of Vermont’s GOP party are expressing anger at other state conservatives […]

Winter Driving Tips For Flatlanders

November 8, 2019 Paul Carpenter 4

***SEE NOTE AT BOTTOM*** With the first real snowfall of the season hitting Vermont this week, The Winooski wants to give all the flatlanders (and […]

Standoff Enters 2nd Day as Two Barre Drivers Continue to Wave Each Other Through a Stop Sign

November 7, 2019 The Winooski 3

BARRE – Police are asking drivers to avoid the intersection of Hill St. and Liberty St. in Barre, as two cars have been attempting to […]

Ben & Jerry’s Sued By Unhappy Cows Over Wi-Fi Issues in Barn

November 6, 2019 The Winooski 3

SOUTH BURLINGTON – After a recent class-action lawsuit by their customers over their use of the term “happy cows,” ice cream giant Ben & Jerry’s […]

Local Contractor Trying New Business Model: Returning Phone Calls

November 5, 2019 The Winooski 0

MILTON – A contractor in Milton is trying a new business model, and actually returning customers’ phone calls. Len Lyon says speaking to customers, answering […]

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