South Canada Offers Sanctuary to Donald Trump
SOUTH CANADA – U.S. President Donald Trump’s current legal troubles may be causing his supporters some concern, at least among those who believe he has […]
Elves Find Seasonal Employment at the Airport After Layoffs at the North Pole
BURLINGTON – If you’re flying with Delta this holiday season, you’re likely to encounter some of their newest employees at the airline’s “Elf Service Check-In” […]
Burlington Officials Accused of Using Illegal Billboards to Mask Beauty of Hideous Construction Site
BURLINGTON – As if Burlington’s beleaguered CityPlace weren’t plagued by having nothing to show for itself but a giant hole, the development is now being challenged […]
Syrup & Cows #080 – 12/16/18 – Nuance
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Burlington to Replace All Trees With Sunshades By 2020
BURLINGTON – Advocates for the development of City Hall Park are eager to begin tree cutting in the spring of 2019, but opponents of the […]
Alpine Shop Unable to Open For Business As Employees Embrace Slogan
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The owners of The Alpine Shop, located on Williston Road in South Burlington, have had to close their doors after every one […]
New Study Shows People With Horses More Likely To Talk About Horses
WEST TOPSHAM – A new study conducted by the Pew Research Center in Washington D.C. has concluded that people who own horses are more likely […]
Burlington Approves Commercial Buildings as Residences in Attempt to Increase Housing
BURLINGTON – After 20 years of dwelling at the Aubuchon’s in South Burlington, Kant Reed is excited to move back to downtown Burlington to dwell in […]
Comedy Writers Sue Reality For Stealing Their Material
WINOOSKI – After years of grumbling and complaining, the writers of Vermont’s premiere satire site The Winooski have filed a lawsuit against reality claiming the theft […]
Vermont Air Guard Now Tasked With Retrieving Tony Stark
SOUTH BURLINGTON – News leaked this week that American hero Tony Stark has been stranded in space after a catastrophic mission failure, leading to a […]