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Trump Fires Vermont Poet Laureate Chard deNiord, Replaces Him with NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch

April 21, 2018 The Winooski 1

WESTMINSTER – In a shocking and possibly illegal move, U.S. President Donald Trump has declared the firing of current Vermont poet laureate Chard deNiord, and […]

Vermonters Form Marijuana Co-op to Circumvent Possession Limits

April 20, 2018 The Winooski 1

HARDWICK – Vermont’s new marijuana possession laws will take effect on July 1st, allowing the legal possession of up to one ounce of the substance, […]

Groundhog Day Moved to March 2nd

April 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

PUNXSUTAWNEY – It has been a long time coming, but officials have finally bowed to public pressure and moved the date of Groundhog Day one […]

First Night Burlington Rebrands as “Binge Drinking and Vandalism Night”

April 18, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Chittenden County residents were shocked and saddened this week when First Night Burlington, the family-friendly New Year’s Eve celebration of creative arts, announced […]

VT Supreme Court Rules “There is No Try, Only Do or Do Not”

April 17, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a landmark decision this week, the Vermont Supreme Court has ruled that there was not enough evidence to hold a young student […]

OPINION: States’ Rights Are Important on Issues I Don’t Care About

April 16, 2018 The Winooski 2

In these troubling times of federal overreach, governmental interference, and general dystopian inevitability, the case must be made for the rights of states to legislate […]

Syrup & Cows #045 – 4/15/18

April 15, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Landscape Painters Seek Clarification as to Whether We Are at War

April 14, 2018 The Winooski 0

PUTNEY – With the targeted missile strikes against Syrian targets commencing last evening, Vermont’s landscapes artists are looking for official confirmation that the United States […]

Local Traitor Commits Act of Public Cowardice in Face of Strong Opposition

April 13, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – A local man performed the ultimate act of cowardice this week as he publicly refused to back down on an issue he felt […]

VT GOP Unveils New Slogan: “Make Vermont Slightly Better Using Methods Like In Previous Past Years”

April 12, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONPELIER – In a fundraising e-mail to subscribers and members yesterday , the Vermont GOP unveiled a new slogan and ad campaign designed to lure […]

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