South Burlington Sued For Fraud, Forced to Change Name to East Burlington
SOUTHÂ EAST BURLINGTON – The city of South Burlington is not only changing the name of its mascot, but also the name of the city itself. […]
Syrup & Cows #046 – 4/22/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Trump Fires Vermont Poet Laureate Chard deNiord, Replaces Him with NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch
WESTMINSTER – In a shocking and possibly illegal move, U.S. President Donald Trump has declared the firing of current Vermont poet laureate Chard deNiord, and […]
Vermonters Form Marijuana Co-op to Circumvent Possession Limits
HARDWICK – Vermont’s new marijuana possession laws will take effect on July 1st, allowing the legal possession of up to one ounce of the substance, […]
Groundhog Day Moved to March 2nd
PUNXSUTAWNEY – It has been a long time coming, but officials have finally bowed to public pressure and moved the date of Groundhog Day one […]
First Night Burlington Rebrands as “Binge Drinking and Vandalism Night”
BURLINGTON – Chittenden County residents were shocked and saddened this week when First Night Burlington, the family-friendly New Year’s Eve celebration of creative arts, announced […]
VT Supreme Court Rules “There is No Try, Only Do or Do Not”
MONTPELIER – In a landmark decision this week, the Vermont Supreme Court has ruled that there was not enough evidence to hold a young student […]
OPINION: States’ Rights Are Important on Issues I Don’t Care About
In these troubling times of federal overreach, governmental interference, and general dystopian inevitability, the case must be made for the rights of states to legislate […]
Syrup & Cows #045 – 4/15/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont Landscape Painters Seek Clarification as to Whether We Are at War
PUTNEY – With the targeted missile strikes against Syrian targets commencing last evening, Vermont’s landscapes artists are looking for official confirmation that the United States […]