VT Lawmakers Abandon Roadside Saliva Test in Favor of Stool Samples
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Senate voted down a bill this week that would have allowed for roadside saliva tests for marijuana, part of the Governor’s […]
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Star Wars and Arrested Development Fans Clash on State House Lawn Over Holiday
MONTPELIER – Violence has broken out among two rabid fan groups on Vermont’s State House lawn this morning, as both sides hope to win an […]
Gov. Scott Blames Loss of Education Funding on Thanos
MONTPELIER – In the face of pressure from all sides to both improve Vermont’s educational system and curb spending on our children and families, Governor […]
VT Supreme Court Rules “There is No Try, Only Do or Do Not”
MONTPELIER – In a landmark decision this week, the Vermont Supreme Court has ruled that there was not enough evidence to hold a young student […]
Local Traitor Commits Act of Public Cowardice in Face of Strong Opposition
MONTPELIER – A local man performed the ultimate act of cowardice this week as he publicly refused to back down on an issue he felt […]
VT GOP Unveils New Slogan: “Make Vermont Slightly Better Using Methods Like In Previous Past Years”
MONPELIER – In a fundraising e-mail to subscribers and members yesterday , the Vermont GOP unveiled a new slogan and ad campaign designed to lure […]
Governor Scott Looking For New State Treasurer With More Dance Experience
MONTPELIER – After the sudden resignation of Vermont Secretary of Education Rebecca Holcombe, more shake-ups may be coming to some of Vermont’s key leadership positions. […]
VT Legislature To Debate Bills Exclusively With GIFs
MONTPELIER – In an attempt to keep up with current modes of public debate, the Vermont Legislature will begin a trial period this week in […]
Claiming 10% Increase in Savings, Governor Scott Orders VT Clocks Set 1 Hour, 6 Minutes Ahead
MONTPELIER – While most of the rest of the country sets its clocks forward one hour tonight, the state of Vermont will experiment with setting […]
Vermonters Overwhelmingly Elect Putin Governor on Town Meeting Day
MONTEPELIER – The results are in, and now-Governor-elect Vladimir Putin has won Vermont’s gubernatorial election by over 42 percentage points. Putin took the race with […]