Vermont Schools to Replace Para-Educators With Paratroopers
MONTPELIER – Teachers across the state have been asking for more support from para-educators, even as the budgets for paras has been slashed at both […]
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Students With No Reality TV Experience Attempt To Form Political Opinions
MONTPELIER – High school and college students across the state of Vermont are attempting to form complex and informed opinions on salient political issues, despite […]
Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy
MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together with Florida Senator Marco Rubio in releasing a highly politicized press statement […]
Gov. Scott Orders Military Parade Similar to Montreal’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has reportedly asked the state to organize a military show-of-force that would emphasize his supreme gubernatorial power, and insists […]
Vermont Sends State-Wide Text Alert Warning of Potential Catamount Attack
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont sent its first text alert on Monday to every citizen with a registered cell phone, warning residents of a […]
Gov. Scott Upgrades to iPhone X “With Mixed Emotions”
MONTPELIER – Gov. Phil Scott was seen outside the AT&T store yesterday with a new iPhone X in his hand. This surprised many Vermonters, as […]
State Creates Department of Frozen Vehicles
MONTPELIER – After a troubling start to the winter season, marked by boats and cars freezing and sinking into the lake, the state of Vermont […]
Gov. Scott Celebrates MLK Day By Announcing a New Prison
MONTPELIER – We wish this were a satire article. We really do. But it is not. This one really happened. On a day dedicated to […]
Vermont Senate Too High To Pass Marijuana Legalization Bill
MONTPELIER – After easily passing the Vermont House last week with 81-63 in favor, a new measure that would legalize possession of small amounts of […]
Vermont DMV Ushers in the Apocalypse by Recognizing Third Gender
MONTPELIER – Despite warnings from The Burlington Free Press, Vermont’s Department of Motor Vehicles has moved toward offering a third gender on driver’s licenses, triggering the events […]