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Vermont Decriminalizes Speeding

December 26, 2017 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – After Lt. John Flannigan, commander of the state police’s safety programs, reported a large rise in the number of speeding violations, citations, and […]

Lt. Governor Dave Zuckerman Steps Down Amid Allegations of Star Wars Spoilers

December 18, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After several complaints by unnamed staffers over the weekend, Vermont Lt. Governor Dave Zuckerman has announced his intention to step down amid a […]

Vermont to Begin Collecting Sales Tax on Gifts From Santa

December 13, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After a controversial decision to crack down on sales tax from online retailers such as Amazon.com, the state of Vermont has decided to […]

Gov. Scott Announces Mandatory Sexual Harassment Training For That One Guy

December 7, 2017 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER –  Vermont Governor Phil Scott announced a new mandatory ethics training that will deal with sexual harassment in the workplace. This training will be […]

Vermont’s Controversial “Extended Vacation” to begin in 2019

November 28, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Beginning in 2019, students in Vermont’s public schools will have the entire month of December off. Parents are livid; teachers are celebrating; students don’t […]

Gov. Scott Approves Roadside Punching Test for Marijuana

November 27, 2017 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – Governor Scott’s legal marijuana research group has approved a new roadside testing procedure to determine whether or not the driver has been impaired […]

Vermont Scraps Carbon Tax, Writes Tickets For Littering Instead

November 14, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a change of direction for Energy Independent Vermont, lobbyists have given up on getting a carbon tax passed for gasoline, diesel, natural […]

Vermonters File Class Action Suit Against the Wind

November 13, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After the devastating wind storms that swept the state over the past few weeks, a group of Vermonters has banded together to file […]

Democrats Sweep National Elections on Pro-Vermont Platform

November 8, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Democrats, and even their Republican Governor Phil Scott, are praising the results of yesterday’s national elections as a positive referendum on the […]

State Looks For Better System to Match Candy with Trick-or-Treaters

November 1, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Governor Scott announced a state-wide initiative Wednesday morning that will look for ways to better match up the larger groups of trick-or-treaters with […]

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