Governor Names Trey Anastasio as Incoming Phish & Wildlife Commissioner
MONTPELIER – Governor Phil Scott announced today that he will appoint musician Trey Anastasio to replace retiring Phish and Wildlife Commissioner Nectar Rorris when Rorris […]
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Vermont Psychological Association Endorses President Trump’s Reelection Bid
MONTPELIER – Vermont’s leading group of psychologists, the Vermont Psychological Association (VPA), has endorsed Donald Trump for a second presidential term, citing the sharp rise […]
Following Wave of Deadly Mass Shootings, Vermont Moves to Ban Trousers
MONTPELIER – As America struggles with which inaction to take after a particularly deadly week for gun violence, Republican Governor Phil Scott of Vermont has […]
Vermont Bans Environmentally Devastating Practice of Recycling
MONTPELIER – Vermont consistently tops the charts as the “greenest” state in the nation, and now the governor is taking the environmentally friendly state a […]
Vermont Does Away With Intersections, Will Connect State With One Long Road
MONTPELIER – In an effort to promote road safety, the state of Vermont has voted to get rid of all intersections, and instead will link […]
Annoyed Vermonters Choose New State Motto
MONTPELIER – The votes are in and after 230 years Vermont has a new state motto. Starting in January of 2020 “I Don’t Care What […]
Governor Scott Signs 24-Hour Waiting Period for Prophylactics
MONTPELIER – Vermont is now the first state in the nation to mandate a 24-hour waiting period before the purchase of condoms or other prophylactics. […]
VT Highways Renamed “American Autobahn,” All Speed Limits Removed
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Office of Tourism, in association with the DMV, have declared Vermont’s highways and state roads “autobahns” to boost tourism. All posted […]
Majority of Vermont Rezoned as Retirement Community
MONTPELIER – After much research and deliberation, the Vermont state government has agreed to rezone most of the state as a retirement community. With the […]
Vermont Running Out of Things to Tax
MONTPELIER – As the state of Vermont continues to seek new sources of revenue to fund its budget, a potential problem looms on the horizon. […]