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Governor Scott Begins Process of Considering Thinking About Deciding on Re-election Plans

June 24, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Governor Scott has announced his plans to potentially begin the process that could lead to considering whether or not to think about a […]

Vermont Supreme Court to Hear Testimony on Pronunciation of “GIF”

June 14, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After years of debate, the greatest divide in our modern society may finally be getting an official, legal decision next week. The Vermont […]

Gov. Scott Gets Papers Mixed Up, Accidentally Vetoes Wrong Bill

June 11, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a curious moment for Vermont politics, Governor Phil Scott has accidentally vetoed a bill on an issue that he has pushed for […]

All Vermont Prisoners to Be Released Due to Legal Insanity of Living in Vermont

June 7, 2019 The Winooski 4

MONTPELIER – In a momentous legal decision, all prisoners in the state of Vermont are set to be freed over the next few weeks after […]

VT Governor Calls in FEMA to Help Mow Lawns During Emergency Time of Cloudy Wetness

May 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A state of emergency has been declared by Vermont Governor Phil Scott, who says that dire weather patterns have left many Vermonters unable […]

Gov. Scott to Revive 1890 Plan to Lure Scandinavians Into Settling on Vermont Farmsteads

May 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Faced with tough resistance from current Vermonters over his plan to pay out-of-staters to move to the state and work remotely, Governor Phil […]

VT Democrats Reject Trump’s “Do-Nothing” Slam – “In-fighting and procrastination is not nothing”

May 24, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – As Vermont’s 2019 legislative session winds to a close, Democrats are pushing back against President Trump’s claims that they are the “do-nothing party.” […]

Governor Unsure Which Issue He is Most Ambivalent About

May 17, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – After what some are calling a frustratingly unproductive legislative session, Vermont Democrats have only a few days left to craft something for the […]

Vermont Bans Sale of Alcohol, Limits Possession

May 14, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After a lengthy debate that lasted more than two days, the Vermont legislature has approved a bill that would ban the sale of […]

Republicans Rush to Support Excessive Use of Force After Progressives Condemn It

May 7, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – The Vermont GOP released a statement yesterday supporting excessive use of force by police officers. This statement comes shortly after a statement by […]

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