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U.S. Bans Travel To and From South Canada

September 14, 2017 The Winooski 2

SOUTH CANADA – Despite officially recognizing the former town of Richford, VT as the new nation of South Canada, the United States has banned all […]

Alan Fletcher, South Canadian Secretary of the Treasury, Creates Dirt-Based Currency

September 8, 2017 The Winooski 2

SOUTH CANADA – Alan Fletcher, the former town clerk and treasurer of Richford, VT before it seceded and became known as South Canada, has been […]

Charlene “Skunk” Bedard Becomes President of South Canada

August 30, 2017 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – Tuesday’s election results are in for the fledgling nation of South Canada (formerly the Vermont town of Richford), with incoming president Charlene […]

Former Town of Richford, VT Names Itself “South Canada”

August 18, 2017 The Winooski 5

RICHFORD – The town of Richford, VT has renamed itself “South Canada” after declaring its secession from the state and country earlier this month. Town […]

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