Suspect Named in Vergennes Bombing; South Canada Cleared
VERGENNES – Police have named a suspect in the UTC Plant bombing that occurred on December 8th. The explosion was previously thought to be caused […]
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Sec. Fletcher Cleared as South Canadian Political Drama Continues
SOUTH CANADA – New evidence has come to light in the case of the UTC plant bombing. Despite video footage showing South Canadian secretary of […]
South Canada Teeters on Brink of Civil War
SOUTH CANADA – After video surveillance footage surfaced of South Canadian Treasury Secretary Alan Fletcher planting explosives at the UTC Plant in Vergennes, VT, inner […]
CONTEST: Design South Canada’s Flag
SOUTH CANADA – After a seeming success at letting their citizens choose a national anthem, the young nation of South Canada is turning to an […]
Growing Concern for Vermont as South Canada Doubles Military Spending, Troops
SOUTH CANADA – Sources close to Vermont Governor Phil Scott say that he is considering making a strong statement to South Canada after a recent […]
Canada Sues South Canada Over Country Name, Quickly Apologizes
SOUTH CANADA – The country of Canada has filed a suit against its tiny neighbor to the south, claiming that South Canada does not have […]
South Canada Settles on a National Anthem
SOUTH CANADA – As a debate rages across the United States regarding the American national anthem, their tiny new neighbor to the north has finally […]
South Canadian Tourism Booming as Vermonters Seek Out Foliage
SOUTH CANADA – Economic concern about the fledgling nation of South Canada seems to have been unfounded, as their tourism industry is reporting record numbers […]
U.S. Completes Border Wall Around South Canada, South Canada Pays For It
SOUTH CANADA – In an unusually quick turnaround for such a project, the U.S. has approved and completed a wall along the full length of […]
Sixteen-Year-Old Madison James Becomes South Canadian Speaker of the House
SOUTH CANADA – As South Canada continues to fine-tune its system of government, an unlikely leader has emerged in the form of high school junior […]