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South Canada Cancels Plans for NFL Expansion Team After Anthem Decision

May 24, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – After the recent decision by the National Football League (NFL) that it would fine teams if players did not stand for the […]

South Canada Raises Minimum Wage to Two Scoops

May 11, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – In a controversial move, both the Senate and the House of Representatives in South Canada have approved an increase in the minimum […]

South Canada Forms Historical Society, Quickly Runs Out of History

March 30, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – The newly formed South Canada Historical Society has only been around for a few weeks, but already the fledgling organization has run […]

United States Transfers NATO Membership to South Canada

March 13, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) has a new member, although the number of countries involved has not changed. Despite a recent […]

South Canadian Luge Team Accidentally Wins Bronze Medal in Olympic Skeleton

February 23, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – The members of the South Canadian Olympic luge team are being hailed as heroes after a stunning comeback in PyeongChang this week. […]

South Canadian Fire Department Rescues Cat From Shower

February 20, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – The newly formed fire department of South Canada has successfully completed its first emergency call, retrieving a cat that had become trapped […]

South Canada to Send Team of Lugers to PyeongChang

February 6, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – The International Olympic Committee has accepted a last minute bid by South Canada to send a team of lugers to the 2018 […]

Marijuana Shop Opens at South Canadian Border

January 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – With the news of Vermont’s legalization of the possession, but not sale, of marijuana this week, the tiny nation of South Canada […]

South Canada Accepts Over 200,000 Salvadoran Refugees From the U.S.

January 10, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – The tiny nation of South Canada, located between the borders of Vermont and Quebec, has agreed to take in more than 200,000 […]

South Canada Chooses New Flag

January 4, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA –  after a slight delay, owing to some legal trouble, South Canadian Secretary of the Treasury Alan Fletcher  has finally selected a winner in […]

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