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South Canada Offers Sanctuary to Donald Trump

December 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – U.S. President Donald Trump’s current legal troubles may be causing his supporters some concern, at least among those who believe he has […]

South Canada Has Strong Concerns About Proposed U.S. Dirt Legislation

December 6, 2018 The Winooski 0

South Canada – A bipartisan coalition of U.S. governors have the small nation of South Canada concerned after recently announcing new measures that would regulate […]

South Canada Accidentally Celebrates Thanksgiving

November 22, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – Stores in South Canada were closed this morning, as workers stayed home with their families to get ready for a big meal […]

South Canada to Celebrate First Independence Day Two Months Late

October 2, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – The nation of South Canada voted to officially secede from the United States on Tuesday, August 8th of 2017, as reported by The […]

South Canada Launches First Naval Defense Ships

September 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – In a move that is causing concern among its neighbors, the tiny nation of South Canada has announced the formation of an […]

South Canadians Struggle to Choose Derogatory Nickname for Vermonters

September 6, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – When Vermonters travel to Mexico, they are “gringos,” and in England they are “yanks.” If they travel to southern states they are […]

South Canada Signs Trade Pact with Saint Pierre and Miquelon

August 16, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – As tensions ramp up in the previously peaceful region of northern North America, the tiny nation of South Canada is moving to […]

South Canadian Outreach Team Sending Historian to Vermont

July 26, 2018 The Winooski 2

SOUTH CANADA – In an effort to improves relations between the two nations, and presumably in response to the fact that most people have never […]

University of South Canada Grants Honorary Doctorates to All Citizens

June 29, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – In an unusual move, the country of South Canada’s only higher learning institution, The University of South Canada (USC) has granted honorary […]

U.S. Woos South Canada as Potential Trading Partner to Replace Actual Canada

June 13, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – US President Donald Trump met this week with South Canadian President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard to discuss a potential economic partnership between the […]

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