Lincoln Reverses Course, Will Allow South to Secede
WASHINGTON – In a stunning turnaround that goes against everything he once fought for, former president Abraham Lincoln has announced that he regrets fighting to […]
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Millionaire Bernie Sanders Tells Angry Mob of Revolutionaries “Let Them Write Books”
WASHINGTON – Speaking from a balcony in Washington DC this week, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders was confronted by an angry crowd of supporters, who questioned […]
Mueller Report Reportedly Confirms Trump Not a Witch
WASHINGTON – While the full public release of the report has been blocked by Mitch McConnell and Senate Republicans, those who have read the entire […]
Trump Announces New Initiative to Fight Social Climate Change
WASHINGTON DC – During his State of the Union address last evening, President Trump surprised many viewers by announcing a new focus on combating social […]
Trump Pledges to Keep Government Open At Least Long Enough to Give SOTU Address
WASHINGTON DC – The longest shutdown in the history of the US Government is coming to a temporary close as President Trump agrees to three […]
Nancy Pelosi Cancels Barron Trump’s Birthday Party in March
WASHINGTON DC – In a move presumed to be retaliation for the cancellation of her scheduled trip to Afghanistan to support US troops abroad, US […]
Trump Acknowledges Border Wall Limitations, Now Hoping to Add Roof
WASHINGTON DC – After several criticisms regarding the ineffectiveness of a border wall, President Trump has agreed that the proposed security measure does not go […]
Clinton, Sanders, Reportedly Hoping to Repeat Biggest Failures of Their Lives
WASHINGTON – Former Presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are both considering another failed run at the presidency in 2020. according to sources inside […]
White House to Text New U2 Album To All U.S. Citizens This Afternoon
WASHINGTON DC – In a partnership that President Trump is calling “the best partnership in the history of America ever,” the White House will be […]
Judge Annuls Kavanaugh Marriage After Ashley Kavanaugh Shows No Wedding on Her Calendar
WASHINGTON DC – A federal judge yesterday annuled the wedding of Brett and Ashley Kavanaugh when the former Mrs. Kavanaugh produced a calendar from 2004 […]