Biden Seeks To Appoint Vice Presidential Squad, Hopes to Have Several Running Mates
WASHINGTON – In an unprecedented decision, in an effort to appeal to more voters, Joe Biden has asked for a vice presidential “squad” rather than […]
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Trump Challenges Burr Descendants to a Duel
WASHINGTON – Temporary U.S. President Donald Trump has announced this week that he is challenging a descendant of former Vice President Aaron Burr to a […]
White House Plans to Fatten the Curve
WASHINGTON – At first glance it would not seem that the present occupant of the White House would need any fattening, but that depends on […]
Trump Says Stay at Overpriced Golf Resort “Might” Cure COVID-19
WASHINGTON – At his daily press briefing yesterday, Temporary President Trump suggested that a stay at a few specially selected overpriced golf resorts should be […]
Trump Delays Cash Stimulus Payments So He Can Put His Face on the Bills
WASHINGTON – Amid controversies surrounding Temporary President Trump’s decision to delay stimulus checks so that he could have his name printed on them, the National […]
In Solidarity with Bernie, Joe Biden Suspends Presidential Campaign
WASHINGTON – In a surprising move of support for his fellow candidate, Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden has suspended his campaign after saying that continuing […]
Trump Strongly Considering Sentencing Mike Flynn to Shaking Hands with Members of the Administration
WASHINGTON – After a sentencing delay due to the Coronavirus pandemic, former national security adviser Michael Flynn’s fate is currently in limbo. Flynn is hoping […]
In Keeping With White House Policy, Donald Trump Denies Existence of Greta Thunberg
WASHINGTON – Per the White House policy on climate change and climate change activism, Temporary President (TP) Donald Trump denied the existence of Greta Thunberg […]
Pelosi Plans to Hold On to Articles of Impeachment Until Retirement or Death of Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON – Temporary President (TP) Donald Trump was impeached by the House of Representatives yesterday, becoming only the third person in US history to attain […]
Trump Signs Executive Order Making “Democrat” a Nationality
WASHINGTON – In what is being billed as an effort to reduce anti-liberalism, Temporary President Trump has signed an executive order recognizing “Democrat” as a […]