AG Jeff Sessions Sues Vermont Maple Industry
WASHINGTON, DC – Attorney General Jeff Sessions is suing the State of Vermont Maple Industry, alleging the state’s proprietary claims violate Federal Law. “This is […]
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Donald Trump Performs Entirely Satirical State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, DC – The nation was treated to an exceptional performance of political satire on Tuesday evening by U.S. President Donald Trump, who used his […]
Vermonters No Longer Required to Pay Federal Taxes
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unusual case of a major tax reform bill being pushed through Congress before anyone could read it, many Americans are […]
Bernie Sanders Probably Going to Win in 2020, Turns Down Presidency in Advance
WASHINGTON, D.C. – With every poll showing Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders as the clear front-runner in the 2020 presidential race, the congressman has decided to […]
USDA Threatens to Pulls Funding From Vermont Over Animal Sanctuaries
WASHINGTON – In a strongly worded letter sent to the state of Vermont and to several towns including East Burke, Springfield, and Woodstock, the United […]
U.S. Senate Unanimously Confirms Vermont’s Next U.S. Attorney, Saul Goodman
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a rare moment of bi-partisan unity, the U.S. Senate has confirmed in a unanimous vote that the next U.S. attorney for […]
Donald Trump Apologizes For Recent Tweet, Thought it Was Opposite Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. President Donald Trump has, in a very surprising move, apologized for something. Some of his recent tweets, he claims, were meant […]
Congressman Welch Introduces Bill to Make Puerto Rico Count as America
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Vermont Congressman Peter Welch introduced new legislation yesterday to the U.S. House of Representatives that would force Americans to admit that Puerto […]
Department of Homeland Security Enlists Aid of Vermont Newspapers to Build Mexican Paywall
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several Vermont newspapers have been asked this week to assist the Department of Homeland Security in the construction of the border wall […]