Disney Creates Snowstorm For Launch of New Streaming Service
WINOOSKI – Children around the state are celebrating today, after the Walt Disney Company blasted the Northeast with wind and snow in order to create […]
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Number of Tainted Halloween Candy Incidents More Than Triples This Year to Still Zero
WINOOSKI – With zero reports of tainted Halloween trick-or-treats this year, parents are concerned, as this is ten times last year’s number of zero. In […]
New App By VT Company Aims to Solve Social Isolation by Destroying Your Phone
WINOOSKI – A new start-up tech company based in Winooski is hoping to solve Americans’ growing social isolation and anxiety with a new app that […]
Satire Site Searches For Leak After Confidential Ideas Are Used By White House
WINOOSKI – Local satire website The Winooski is interviewing employees after several sensitive documents were seemingly leaked from private company servers. The documents contained many […]
Satire Writers Take Labor Day Off, Refuse to Wr
WINOOSKI – Despite very clear orders from their editor, the writers of Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski have refused to finish any articles […]
Satire Writers Unsure If They Can Legally Record Court Case That Will Determine If They Can Legally Record Court Cases
WINOOSKI – New rules from the Vermont Judiciary that will restrict the recording of court cases have left some members of the media unsure about […]
Record Broken, 13 People in a Row Safely Cross to Rotary Park in Winooski
WINOOSKI – The infamous rotary’s reputation as a pedestrian unfriendly area may be fading as over a dozen pedestrians navigated safely across the Winooski traffic […]
Nation Fights to Conserve Freedom Resources Over Holiday Weekend
WINOOSKI – Vermont is one of almost forty states being asked to conserve its freedom this holiday weekend. With such an important resource being squandered […]
Bored Writer Exaggerates News Story During Alien Invasion
WINOOSKI – A local satire writer is being accused of going beyond the bounds of normal satire and completely fabricating a story with no tether […]
Summer Officially Cancels Vermont Visit After Weeks of Delay
WINOOSKI – Fans of summer are going to be disappointed this year. The popular season, which was scheduled to arrive in Vermont for a three […]