State of Vermont Hires Explorers to Find Undiscovered Revenue Streams
WINOOSKI – Many Vermonters have been speculating about Governor Scott’s existing revenue streams that he mentioned in his second inaugural address this week, and which […]
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Comedy Writers Sue Reality For Stealing Their Material
WINOOSKI – After years of grumbling and complaining, the writers of Vermont’s premiere satire site The Winooski have filed a lawsuit against reality claiming the theft […]
All Vermont Summer Camps Now Full For 2019 Season
WINOOSKI – To those parents who had hoped to send their children to camp next summer but haven’t yet secured a spot, you may just […]
Vermont Somehow Manages to Get Even Whiter
WINOOSKI – Vermont was recently ranked as the 49th most racially diverse state, which out of fifty is not a great score. This led many […]
Democrats Planning to Win Election Without Voting
WINOOSKI – Members of the Democratic party in Vermont are so confident that they are going to sweep the upcoming election that they have decided […]
Vermonters Attempt to Ward Off Evil Spirits By Dressing as Terrifying Creatures
WINOOSKI – The celebration of Halloween has morphed from its original spiritual roots to a commercialized festival of fun, following other notable holidays such as […]
Putin Accuses Vermont Satire Site of Meddling in Russian Affairs
WINOOSKI – The Russian government has launched an investigation into an American website after Vladmir Putin accused the site of meddling in Russian affairs. Vermont […]
Satire Readers Report Experiencing Sense of Déjà Vu
WINOOSKI – Followers of Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski have reported feeling a sense of déjà vu when reading articles posted by the popular […]
Headline Writers Unable to Form Complete Sentences
WINOOSKI – Group of headline writers attempt to write body of article. Writers omit numerous verbs, articles, prepositions. Editors unhappy with staff headline writers. “Article […]
Local Satire Site Completely Sells Out
WINOOSKI – Vermont satire site The Winooski has announced that it has sold its soul to new corporate overlords at VTDigger.org and will now provide content […]