Vermont’s Population Continues to Simultaneously Grow and Shrink
WINOOSKI – As many worry about the viability of the state, thanks to an aging population and low birth rate, Vermont got some good news […]
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MLK Day Celebrations Put on Hold, Citing Lack of Social Progress
WINOOSKI – Several events set to focus on the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. were postponed today in Vermont, as organizers struggled to […]
Satire Website Forces Writers to Work on Major Holiday
WINOOSKI – Despite multiple protests, air-tight logic, and a democratic vote, writers for The Winooski, an online satire website focusing on the state of Vermont, are […]
Vermonters Prepare to Stop Enjoying Choral Music For Another Year
WINOOSKI – As the holiday season winds down, Vermonters all over the state are making preparations to stop attending choral concerts until next December. Christmas […]
Parents Reduce Child’s Allowance, Blame Siblings
WINOOSKI – After years of worrying that their children would one day reject their authority, local parents Mitch and Dawn Bilker have come up with […]
Ungrateful Person Anxious About Upcoming Family Meal
WINOOSKI – A local cashier at the University Mall is nervous about getting together with family and friends, because they may be forced to lie […]
Man Objects to His Gender in Satirical News Article
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski came under fire this week from one of its imaginary subjects. A man featured in today’s article […]
The Winooski Nominated For Pulitzer By Canadian Fake News Site
WINOOSKI – Local satire news site The Winooski, which you are currently reading, has been nominated for a fake Pulitzer Prize by Canadian satire site FauxNews Today. […]
Vermont Cows Now Protesting State-Wide
WINOOSKI – What began as a protest and lobby by local cows singling out Ben & Jerry’s ice cream for a boycott to call attention […]
Local Evangelical Churches to Begin Hosting Dungeons and Dragons Games
WINOOSKI – Several area churches have teamed up in a new campaign to get a more diverse crowd through their doors. The pastors have started […]