Donald Trump Performs Entirely Satirical State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, DC – The nation was treated to an exceptional performance of political satire on Tuesday evening by U.S. President Donald Trump, who used his […]
Month: January 2018
Vermont Sends State-Wide Text Alert Warning of Potential Catamount Attack
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont sent its first text alert on Monday to every citizen with a registered cell phone, warning residents of a […]
After Budget Cuts, Putney Grammar School No Longer Cool With Embezzling
PUTNEY – Police in southern Vermont arrested a woman from Chester last week after private Putney school ‘The Grammar School’ suddenly decided they didn’t like […]
Syrup & Cows #034 – 1/28/18
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New Hampshire Accused of Slowly Moving Vermont Border
WHITE RIVER JUNCTION – The Connecticut River has long been the fixed border between the New England states of Vermont and New Hampshire, but now […]
Vermont Closed Today Due to Sickness
WINOOSKI – The entire state of Vermont is closed today, due to the fact that all of its citizens have taken ill. Between colds, the […]
Marijuana Shop Opens at South Canadian Border
SOUTH CANADA – With the news of Vermont’s legalization of the possession, but not sale, of marijuana this week, the tiny nation of South Canada […]
Men’s Rights Activists Furious Over Lack of Inclusion in Best Actress Category
DUMMERSTON – After Tuesday morning’s announcement of the 2018 academy award nominees, men’s rights activists took to the internet to express their outrage over the […]
Gov. Scott Upgrades to iPhone X “With Mixed Emotions”
MONTPELIER – Gov. Phil Scott was seen outside the AT&T store yesterday with a new iPhone X in his hand. This surprised many Vermonters, as […]
Drug Sniffing Police Dogs Looking For Other Work After Massive Layoffs
PITTSFORD – With Vermont’s governor expected to sign legislation today legalizing marijuana throughout the state, many police dogs trained to sniff out the previously illicit […]