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Month: December 2018

VPR Adds New Station That Plays Only Birdsong

December 21, 2018 Jill Allen 1

COLCHESTER – Fed up with the fact that people’s loud radios drown out bird song, Vermont avian species are teaming up with Vermont Public Radio […]

Weston Rejects Free Land Offer, Prefers to Purchase it One Mineral at a Time

December 20, 2018 The Winooski 0

WESTON – The Weston Select Board voted this week to reject the donation of a parcel of land gifted to them in the estate of […]

South Canada Offers Sanctuary to Donald Trump

December 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – U.S. President Donald Trump’s current legal troubles may be causing his supporters some concern, at least among those who believe he has […]

Elves Find Seasonal Employment at the Airport After Layoffs at the North Pole

December 18, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – If you’re flying with Delta this holiday season, you’re likely to encounter some of their newest employees at the airline’s “Elf Service Check-In” […]

Burlington Officials Accused of Using Illegal Billboards to Mask Beauty of Hideous Construction Site

December 17, 2018 Jill Allen 1

BURLINGTON – As if Burlington’s beleaguered CityPlace weren’t plagued by having nothing to show for itself but a giant hole, the development is now being challenged […]

Syrup & Cows #080 – 12/16/18 – Nuance

December 16, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Burlington to Replace All Trees With Sunshades By 2020

December 15, 2018 The Winooski 2

BURLINGTON – Advocates for the development of City Hall Park are eager to begin tree cutting in the spring of 2019, but opponents of the […]

Alpine Shop Unable to Open For Business As Employees Embrace Slogan

December 14, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – The owners of The Alpine Shop, located on Williston Road in South Burlington, have had to close their doors after every one […]

New Study Shows People With Horses More Likely To Talk About Horses

December 13, 2018 The Winooski 0

WEST TOPSHAM – A new study conducted by the Pew Research Center in Washington D.C. has concluded that people who own horses are more likely […]

Burlington Approves Commercial Buildings as Residences in Attempt to Increase Housing

December 12, 2018 Jill Allen 0

BURLINGTON – After 20 years of dwelling at the Aubuchon’s in South Burlington, Kant Reed is excited to move back to downtown Burlington to dwell in […]

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