June 2019 Archives

South Canadians Join Allied Forces As Troops Liberate Texas Concentration Camps

June 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

TEXAS – In a surprise move by allied forces, troops have landed on the shores of Texas in a massive amphibious military assault, breaking through […]

Vermont Running Out of Things to Tax

June 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – As the state of Vermont continues to seek new sources of revenue to fund its budget, a potential problem looms on the horizon. […]

Governor Scott Begins Process of Considering Thinking About Deciding on Re-election Plans

June 24, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Governor Scott has announced his plans to potentially begin the process that could lead to considering whether or not to think about a […]

Syrup & Cows #107 – 6/23/19 – Seriously

June 23, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

South Burlington Woman Receives Ticket For Driving the Speed Limit

June 22, 2019 The Winooski 2

SOUTH BURLINGTON – On Friday morning at 8:52 AM, police issued a traffic citation and fine to Helen Bakke for driving 55 MPH in a […]

Dorset Farmers Market Now Selling Vegan and Gluten-Free Produce

June 21, 2019 The Winooski 2

DORSET – For anyone in the southern part of the state looking for a vegan alternative to regular vegetables, the Dorset Farmers Market now has […]

Bored Writer Exaggerates News Story During Alien Invasion

June 20, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – A local satire writer is being accused of going beyond the bounds of normal satire and completely fabricating a story with no tether […]

Plants-Rights Group Launches Campaign Against Weeding

June 19, 2019 The Winooski 0

SHELBURNE – A Shelburne-based, grass-roots political advocacy group called “Plants are People” has launched a new campaign to discourage Vermonters from weeding their gardens. The […]