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Complex Brexit Deal Reached, Hong Kong to Join EU, Ireland to Be Leased to China for 99 years

December 13, 2019 The Winooski 0

LONDON – With Boris Johnson’s Conservative Party regaining a strong majority in the latest election, a new Brexit Deal has finally been reached. The United […]

Republicans Cut School Lunch For Baby Yoda

December 7, 2019 The Winooski 1

SORGAN – Many seemed unconcerned over the Trump Administration’s decision to remove the food safety net from nearly 700,000 Americans this week. The move could […]

Tesla Unveils Cybertruck, Modeled After Elon Musk’s Winning Pinewood Derby Car

November 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

PALO ALTO, CA – Little 9-year-old Elon Musk had no idea that the car he designed for his Cub Scout Pinewood Derby would one day […]

NBC Lawsuit Claims Burlington’s CityPlace Storyline Too Similar to “Parks & Recreation” Pit Storyline

October 18, 2019 The Winooski 0

NEW YORK, NY – The city of Burlington will be going to court next year to defend themselves against a lawsuit from the National Broadcasting […]

Trump Threatens to Withhold Foreign Aid to Nancy Pelosi Unless She Stops the Impeachment Proceedings

September 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – Temporary US President Donald Trump has threatened to withhold foreign aid from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi unless she immediately cancels impeachment proceedings against […]

Trump Announces Vigorous Defense of Saudi Arabia, “They were with us after 9/11, in fact a number of them were on the planes”

September 17, 2019 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON – President Trump announced this week that he will bring to bear all of the military might the US can muster to support Saudi […]

Sanders Campaign Sues Switzerland Over Name of Capital City

September 7, 2019 The Winooski 0

BERN – Bernie Sanders’ campaign has filed a suit against the capital of Switzerland for use of the trademarked word “Bern.” Sanders has been using […]

US Borrows Money From China to Pay for Trade War

August 17, 2019 Kasey Child 3

WASHINGTON – As fear of a recession looms, the United States Treasury is borrowing more money from China to pay for the repercussions of the […]

Boris Johnson Reaches Out to South Canada in Attempt to Form New “EU-Like” Alliance

July 23, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – With his election now official, incoming British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is beginning to make diplomatic overtures to other nations in an […]

North Carolina Crowd Actually Chanting “Send Her Back” at Melania

July 18, 2019 The Winooski 2

GREENVILLE – After stunning and horrifying videos surfaced yesterday of a North Carolina crowd chanting “Send Her Back,” seemingly in reference to Minnesota Representative Ilhan […]

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