Vermont Stores Holding Huge Bump Stock Clearance Sales This Weekend
WATERBURY – Vermont gun owners can enjoy deep discounts on certain supplies this weekend, as almost every gun and ammunition shop in the state is […]
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State Mental Health Programs Now Overseen By Vermont Agency of Transportation
MONTPELIER – After criticism over its handling of the looming mental health crisis in the state, the Vermont State Department of Mental Health has been […]
Vermobsters to Contract with Jeezum Crows to Provide Security for Program Participants
MONTPELIER – In an unexpected development, a murder of the newly discovered “Jeezum Crows” flocked to meet with state ornithologist Robin Redd to discuss financial conerns. […]
State Unveils New Employment Partnership with Mafia Called “Vermobsters”
MONTPELIER – The State of Vermont unveiled a joint employment partnership with the Mafia this week called “Vermobsters.” Gov. Phil Scott held a joint press conference […]
Dave Zuckerman Promoted to “Commander Governor” Because Nobody Can Spell “Lieutenant”
MONTPELIER – Vermont’s former Lieutenant Governor David “Zuck” Zuckerman has been promoted this week to Commander Governor in a formal ceremony on the state house […]
Phil Scott to Identify as Transgender for the November Election
MONTPELIER – After a wave of national support for Vermont’s Democratic candidate for governor, current governor and Republican nominee Phil Scott has announced that he […]
New Study By Vaping Companies Finds Link Between Vaping and Smoking “Total Coincidence”
MONTPELIER – New research shows that Vermont’s rising smoking rates have nothing to do with the popularity of vaping, according to a new joint study […]
Horror Movie Lobby Convinces State To Pull Rural Cell Phone Coverage
MONTPELIER – If you think it’s safe to assume you’ll have cell phone service while driving down that dusty back road towards that lone gas […]
Barre Pothole Gains New Life as Lake Goldsbury
BARRE – A pothole of unusual size has grown large enough to be officially classified as a lake by the Vermont Department of Environmental Conservation. […]
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson beats out Ethan “Scissors” Sonneborn in VT Democratic Primary, Loses to Christine “Papers” Hallquist
MONTPELIER – History has been made in Vermont, as Christine “Papers” Hallquist beat out several other challengers to become the first transgender person to win […]