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Star Wars and Arrested Development Fans Clash on State House Lawn Over Holiday

May 4, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Violence has broken out among two rabid fan groups on Vermont’s State House lawn this morning, as both sides hope to win an […]

Gov. Scott Blames Loss of Education Funding on Thanos

April 30, 2018 The Winooski 7

MONTPELIER – In the face of pressure from all sides to both improve Vermont’s educational system and curb spending on our children and families, Governor […]

VT Supreme Court Rules “There is No Try, Only Do or Do Not”

April 17, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a landmark decision this week, the Vermont Supreme Court has ruled that there was not enough evidence to hold a young student […]

Local Traitor Commits Act of Public Cowardice in Face of Strong Opposition

April 13, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – A local man performed the ultimate act of cowardice this week as he publicly refused to back down on an issue he felt […]

VT GOP Unveils New Slogan: “Make Vermont Slightly Better Using Methods Like In Previous Past Years”

April 12, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONPELIER – In a fundraising e-mail to subscribers and members yesterday , the Vermont GOP unveiled a new slogan and ad campaign designed to lure […]

Governor Scott Looking For New State Treasurer With More Dance Experience

April 7, 2018 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – After the sudden resignation of Vermont Secretary of Education Rebecca Holcombe, more shake-ups may be coming to some of Vermont’s key leadership positions. […]

Festival For Expectant Mothers Cancelled After Passage of New Gun Laws

April 2, 2018 The Winooski 0

WOODSTOCK – A Vermont festival planned for August has cancelled its event and is currently looking for alternative venues in other states. “Baby Bump Stock” […]

VT Legislature To Debate Bills Exclusively With GIFs

March 28, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In an attempt to keep up with current modes of public debate, the Vermont Legislature will begin a trial period this week in […]

VT Governor Cuts All Disabilities Services, Calls Them “An Insult to the Handi-Capable”

March 16, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a move that will eliminate services from over 3000 disabled Vermonters, Governor Scott has slashed $200 million from the state budget in […]

Claiming 10% Increase in Savings, Governor Scott Orders VT Clocks Set 1 Hour, 6 Minutes Ahead

March 10, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – While most of the rest of the country sets its clocks forward one hour tonight, the state of Vermont will experiment with setting […]

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