President Trump Promises to Bring Coal Jobs Back to Vermont
UNDERHILL – Speaking at a recent fundraising event in West Virginia, U.S. President Donald Trump made a promise to the people of Vermont that he […]
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Kristin Kelly Holds First GMP Press Conference: “Tune in at 6:00 for the Full Story”
RUTLAND – Reporters were confused today while attending a Green Mountain Power press conference called by newly announced Director of Communications Kristin Kelly. The conference […]
Middlebury Students Refuse to Acknowledge Middle-Aged Woman as Peer
MIDDLEBURY – A thirty-nine-year-old woman from Middlebury is calling out a group of students at Middlebury College for their continued insistence that she is not […]
Festival For Expectant Mothers Cancelled After Passage of New Gun Laws
WOODSTOCK – A Vermont festival planned for August has cancelled its event and is currently looking for alternative venues in other states. “Baby Bump Stock” […]
New Evidence Suggests Vermont Not Born in the U.S.
VERMONT – Currently under fire from the White House for a number of reasons; including sanctuary cities, marijuana legalization, and voting record; the small state […]
Star 92.9 FM Switches Over to All Easter Music Today!
COLCHESTER – Top local radio station Star 92.9 will officially switch its format to all Easter music starting at noon today and continuing throughout Holy […]
Mud Shortage – Vermont Trucks in 300 Tons of Mud From Out of State
BAKERSFIELD – With mud season almost upon us and the ground showing no signs of a thaw, Vermont has had to ship in over 300 […]
Spring Delays Trip to VT After Flight is Cancelled Due to Storm
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Yesterday was supposed to be the day that Spring arrived in Vermont but, after a series of travel mishaps and weather-related delays, […]
Sugarers Create “Maple Syrup for Women” that Isn’t Sticky
SHELBURNE – Seeking to expand their product to a new market, some Vermont sugarhouses have come up with a new formula for maple syrup that […]
God Participates in National School Walkout Day
WINOOSKI – In a major blow to the gun lobby, the NRA, and congressional Republicans, God has come out in support of increased gun legislation […]