Governor Scott Signs 24-Hour Waiting Period for Prophylactics
MONTPELIER – Vermont is now the first state in the nation to mandate a 24-hour waiting period before the purchase of condoms or other prophylactics. […]
Barre Used Car Dealership to Offer Moose-Proofing on Vehicles
BARRE – It is not uncommon to see a moose while driving down Vermont’s roads and highways, and it is also not uncommon to smash […]
South Burlington Hires Out Financial Oversight to NY Firm Bialystock & Bloom
South Burlington – After multiple inquiries regarding their increased use of “tax increment financing” the South Burlington City Council has admitted to hiring external contractors […]
Syrup & Cows #110 – 7/14/19 – Wearing Protection
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Local Farm-to-Table Restaurant Increasing Authenticity by Going Bankrupt
BURLINGTON – New local favorite “The Greenhouse,” a farm-to-table restaurant on Cherry St. that has been serving Burlington diners for just over three months, has […]
Democrats Narrow the Field By Psychically Merging Candidates
WASHINGTON – The Democratic Party made a cryptic announcement on July 4 that has rocked the political world: “Senator Bernie Sanders has undergone a potentially […]
Maple Creemee Lovers Are the Fastest Growing Religious Demographic in the State
BURLINGTON – New figures from Vermont’s Religious Data, Demographics, and Statistics Survey confirm what many Creemeelites have said for years, Maple Creemee consumers are the […]
20 Trees Worth of Paper Consumed by Newspaper Articles About Removal of 17 Burlington Trees
BURLINGTON – Between the Burlington Free Press, Seven Days, and a few other local publications, an estimated 20 trees have now been destroyed in the […]
VT Highways Renamed “American Autobahn,” All Speed Limits Removed
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Office of Tourism, in association with the DMV, have declared Vermont’s highways and state roads “autobahns” to boost tourism. All posted […]
Women’s World Cup Final: US Loses with 2 Popular Goals, Netherlands Wins with 3 Electoral Goals
LYON – The US Women’s Soccer Team has lost the World Cup to the Netherlands, despite scoring the only two actual goals in the final […]