Local Traitor Commits Act of Public Cowardice in Face of Strong Opposition
MONTPELIER – A local man performed the ultimate act of cowardice this week as he publicly refused to back down on an issue he felt […]
VT GOP Unveils New Slogan: “Make Vermont Slightly Better Using Methods Like In Previous Past Years”
MONPELIER – In a fundraising e-mail to subscribers and members yesterday , the Vermont GOP unveiled a new slogan and ad campaign designed to lure […]
Vermont Democrats Move Forward With Massive Handouts
BURLINGTON – Members of Vermont’s Democratic party, led by confirmed liberal and Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger, engaged in a massive handout program on Tuesday, in […]
A Quick and Easy Way for Vermonters to Check if Their Facebook Info Was Hacked
With the recent revelations regarding Facebook’s loss of user’s personal and private data to stereotypical super-villain Cambridge Analytica, many Vermonters are left wondering if their […]
Bernie Sanders Insults Red Sox Legacy on Fenway Park Anniversary
BOSTON, MA – Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has lost a few of his own fans this week after angering sports fans at an event in […]
Syrup & Cows #044 – 4/8/18
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Governor Scott Looking For New State Treasurer With More Dance Experience
MONTPELIER – After the sudden resignation of Vermont Secretary of Education Rebecca Holcombe, more shake-ups may be coming to some of Vermont’s key leadership positions. […]
Super Troopers Coming to Broadway in 2019
MANHATTAN, NY – The Richard Rogers Theater on W 46th street in Manhattan has announced plans to premiere a new Broadway musical based on the […]
President Trump Promises to Bring Coal Jobs Back to Vermont
UNDERHILL – Speaking at a recent fundraising event in West Virginia, U.S. President Donald Trump made a promise to the people of Vermont that he […]
Kristin Kelly Holds First GMP Press Conference: “Tune in at 6:00 for the Full Story”
RUTLAND – Reporters were confused today while attending a Green Mountain Power press conference called by newly announced Director of Communications Kristin Kelly. The conference […]