Burlington Approves Commercial Buildings as Residences in Attempt to Increase Housing
BURLINGTON – After 20 years of dwelling at the Aubuchon’s in South Burlington, Kant Reed is excited to move back to downtown Burlington to dwell in […]
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Burlington City Council OKs Unlimited Delays to Mall Project
BURLINGTON – Don’t expect construction to start on CityPlace Burlington this spring. Or this winter. Or next summer. Or even next fall. This was the message […]
Burlington Considers Moving Ice Art Due to Lack of Diversity
BURLINGTON – If you were in Burlington recently you may have seen the latest piece of protest art created by Brazilian artist Néle Azevedo. The […]
Burlington Newspaper Seven Days Downsizing, Rebranding as “Five and a Half Days”
BURLINGTON – Citing rising print costs and a slow-down in advertising revenue, local Vermont newspaper Seven Days has reduced its coverage and will be re-branding for […]
Burlington Parking Officer Waits on Corner to Ticket Drivers Before They Leave Their Vehicles
BURLINGTON – It’s not always a popular job, but writing parking tickets is an important one, according to traffic officer Hugh Jasshat. Jasshat prides himself […]
UVM Fraternity Goes Bankrupt After Throwing Kegger with Foam Microbrew
BURLINGTON – UVM fraternity Iota Rho Alpha’s latest rager has forced them to file bankruptcy, sources report. While other frat houses fill their kegs with cheap […]
OPINION: Burlington High School Has a Problem With [REDACTED]
Hi, my name is [REDACTED] and I am a [REDACTED] at Burlington High School. You may have read recently that our school is having a […]
Local Parents Publicly Shout Lies to Their Children
BURLINGTON – A group of local parents spent Saturday morning at a public park shouting lies to their children in front of a crowd of […]
Task Force Proposes Moving Church Street to “Whiter Area of Burlington”
BURLINGTON – A task force commissioned by the city of Burlington to give recommendations on the controversial Church Street mural has come up with what […]
Visiting Witches Disappointed by Brewery Tour
BURLINGTON – A coven of witches from Columbus, IN has expressed disappointment over their tour of Burlington’s breweries in a Facebook post that has since […]