Vermont Stepping Up Interstate Border Enforcement
MONTPELIER – Vermont, in an effort to Make Itself Great Again, has closed its borders. No, not the one to Canada. “Those guys are great” […]
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Protesters At Lost Nation Theater – “Our Nation is Not Lost!”
MONTPELIER – A crowd of protesters gathered outside of a performance of Lost Nation Theater‘s Twelfth Night this weekend, holding signs reading “Our Nation Is Not […]
Winner Crowned On “Vermont’s Next Top Model”
MONTPELIER – After many rounds of competition, grueling interviews, skimpy swimsuits, and maple syrup-drinking contests, a winner has finally been crowned as Vermont’s “Next Top […]
Governor Vetoes Measure That Would Provide Dihydrogen Monoxide Detectors to All Vermonters
MONTPELIER – After the shocking reports last year of dihydrogen monoxide contamination in Lake Champlain, the Vermont Senate began work on a bill that would […]
Emergency Case of Summer Confirmed by Government
MONTPELIER – Vermonters were thrust into emergency mode late Friday afternoon. It was as unexpected as it was frightening. “I was out spreading manure,” said […]
Gov. Scott Passes Budget, Glares at It, Keeps Walking
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott passed the state budget sitting on his desk yesterday, glanced over at it, made what witnesses are calling an […]
STUDY: Women’s Heist Films Receive 73% of Cast Compared to Men’s Heist Films
MONTPELIER – A new study released by independent Vermont think tank Ethan Allen Institute revealed that, on average, women’s heist films are receiving only up […]
Angry Vermonters Demand $10,000 to Stay in the State
MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont residents gathered this weekend on the statehouse lawn to demand a cash settlement in exchange for not moving out […]
Gov. Scott Signs Order, Requires Construction Sites to Dig With Teaspoons
MONTPELIER – To mitigate the need for a carbon tax and to create jobs, Governor Scott signed an executive order mandating construction sites to dig with […]
Governor Scott Loses Pen, Vetoes All Bills
MONTPELIER – After a long and difficult, but ultimately productive, legislative session, many Vermont lawmakers were dismayed to learn that Vermont Governor Phil Scott had […]