College Street Congregational Church Installs Stained Glass Fidget Spinners
BURLINGTON – College Street Congregational Church in Burlington has shaken things up a bit by adding new stained glass windows to their steeple, in the […]
Month: July 2017
OPINION: You Are a Stupidhead
The internet is seemingly saturated with people who have differing values and opinion from my own. I make my points, they make theirs, and it […]
Syrup & Cows #005 – 7/9/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Prouty Merges With Montpelier Naked Bike Ride
MONTPELIER – The Prouty is a two-day annual athletic event in which participants raise money and then ride bicycles up to 100 miles through the […]
Alburgh to Offer “Paint & Guzzle” Classes
ALBURGH – Hoping to increase attendance and diversify their base, the Alburgh Country Club has cancelled their Tuesday night “Paint & Sip” classes, replacing them […]
Wilmington Dogs Flee to Local Schools For Protection From Bears
WILMINGTON – After one Wilmington dog was killed by a bear six weeks ago, the dogs of southern Vermont wrote it off as a fluke. […]
New York Sick of PDA From Vermont and New Hampshire
ALBANY – The state of New York has politely asked Vermont and New Hampshire to refrain from public displays of affection after the two New […]
Burlingtonians Celebrate July 3rd, the Last America-Free Day
BURLINGTON – Thousands of Vermonters gathered in Burlington yesterday for their annual July 3rd celebration, commemorating the last day in history without a United States […]
Heroic Astronomers Arrive at Stellafane Convention With Rescued Mars Slave Children
SPRINGFIELD – In a feat that will be remembered for the rest of recorded history, a group of astronomers broke into the NASA-run slave colony […]
Syrup & Cows #004 – 7/2/17
Image Credits: Definitely Not Connor Byam.