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Month: July 2017

College Street Congregational Church Installs Stained Glass Fidget Spinners

July 11, 2017 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – College Street Congregational Church in Burlington has shaken things up a bit by adding new stained glass windows to their steeple, in the […]

OPINION: You Are a Stupidhead

July 10, 2017 The Winooski 0

The internet is seemingly saturated with people who have differing values and opinion from my own. I make my points, they make theirs, and it […]

Syrup & Cows #005 – 7/9/17

July 9, 2017 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Prouty Merges With Montpelier Naked Bike Ride

July 8, 2017 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – The Prouty is a two-day annual athletic event in which participants raise money and then ride bicycles up to 100 miles through the […]

Alburgh to Offer “Paint & Guzzle” Classes

July 7, 2017 The Winooski 0

ALBURGH – Hoping to increase attendance and diversify their base, the Alburgh Country Club has cancelled their Tuesday night “Paint & Sip” classes, replacing them […]

Wilmington Dogs Flee to Local Schools For Protection From Bears

July 6, 2017 The Winooski 0

WILMINGTON – After one Wilmington dog was killed by a bear six weeks ago, the dogs of southern Vermont wrote it off as a fluke. […]

New York Sick of PDA From Vermont and New Hampshire

July 5, 2017 The Winooski 0

ALBANY – The state of New York has politely asked Vermont and New Hampshire to refrain from public displays of affection after the two New […]

Burlingtonians Celebrate July 3rd, the Last America-Free Day

July 4, 2017 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Thousands of Vermonters gathered in Burlington yesterday for their annual July 3rd celebration, commemorating the last day in history without a United States […]

Heroic Astronomers Arrive at Stellafane Convention With Rescued Mars Slave Children

July 3, 2017 The Winooski 1

SPRINGFIELD – In a feat that will be remembered for the rest of recorded history, a group of astronomers broke into the NASA-run slave colony […]

Syrup & Cows #004 – 7/2/17

July 2, 2017 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Definitely Not Connor Byam.

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