VT Governor Statement on Hurricane Harvey: “Egregious Display of Weather on Many Sides”
MONTPELIER – As leaders across the nation came out in support of the citizens in the flooded city of Houston this week, Vermont Governor Phil […]
Month: August 2017
Charlene “Skunk” Bedard Becomes President of South Canada
SOUTH CANADA – Tuesday’s election results are in for the fledgling nation of South Canada (formerly the Vermont town of Richford), with incoming president Charlene […]
Rutland Releases More Raw Sewage Than Montpelier in 2017
RUTLAND – For the first time since records were kept on the matter, Montpelier has not been the leading source of raw sewage in Vermont […]
Lake Monsters Promotional Giveaway Causes Confusion
BURLINGTON – Centennial field became a temporary junkyard Sunday evening as fans confused over the evening’s special promotion tried to drop off bins and boxes […]
Syrup & Cows #012 – 8/27/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Trump Pardons All Those Who Voted For Him
WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning move, sure to be greeted with relief by the 95,369 Vermonters whom this directly affects, President Trump has pardoned […]
Former Town of Richford Formally Recognized As Sovereign Nation of South Canada
SOUTH CANADA – Following weeks of intense speculation, the United States government has officially recognized the former Vermont town of Richford as a new sovereign […]
Tornado Drops House of Kansas Republican Onto Burlington
BURLINGTON – In a freak twist of nature, a tornado swept across the country this week, carrying debris from as far away as New Mexico […]
Bennington Civil War Monuments Pulled Down in Attempt to Erase History
BENNINGTON – Several monuments commemorating civil war soldiers, including the Civil War Memorial outside of the Bennington museum, have been moved, stolen, or destroyed by […]
Vermonters Claim 2024 Eclipse Will Be Much Better Than This One
RANDOLPH – Perhaps a little green with envy in the Green Mountain state, Vermonters spent the day of the Great American Eclipse of 2017 looking forward […]