CarShare Vermont Adds Snow Plow Option
BURLINGTON – After recent heavy snowfall, and more snow projected over the next few weeks, CarShare Vermont has responded to customer demand by adding a […]
Month: January 2018
South Canada Accepts Over 200,000 Salvadoran Refugees From the U.S.
SOUTH CANADA – The tiny nation of South Canada, located between the borders of Vermont and Quebec, has agreed to take in more than 200,000 […]
Vermont Senate Too High To Pass Marijuana Legalization Bill
MONTPELIER – After easily passing the Vermont House last week with 81-63 in favor, a new measure that would legalize possession of small amounts of […]
As Vermont Ice Fishing Season Begins, Anglers Catch Frozen Fish
MILTON – With record low temperatures this month, ice fishing season is getting an early start, but many ice anglers are reporting an unusual phenomenon. […]
Syrup & Cows #031 – 1/7/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont DMV Ushers in the Apocalypse by Recognizing Third Gender
MONTPELIER – Despite warnings from The Burlington Free Press, Vermont’s Department of Motor Vehicles has moved toward offering a third gender on driver’s licenses, triggering the events […]
Due to Storm, All Non-Essential Burlington Schoolchildren Advised to Learn From Home
BURLINGTON – With snow and ice covering the roadways, extremely high winds, and dangerously low temperatures, Burlington school district superintendent Yaw Obeng has made the […]
South Canada Chooses New Flag
SOUTH CANADA – after a slight delay, owing to some legal trouble, South Canadian Secretary of the Treasury Alan Fletcher has finally selected a winner in […]
Vermont’s Only Nuclear Button Measurer Finally Gets the Call
RYEGATE – Although many Americans have expressed concern over the president’s latest controversial tweet, one Vermont business is breathing a sigh of relief as they […]
Floridians Looking to Winter in Vermont as Storm Warnings Grow
MANCHESTER – With winter storm warnings reaching as far south as Florida this week, many residents of the Sunshine State have had enough of the […]