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Month: July 2019

Political Activist Fights Trump’s Bigotry by Only Supporting Straight White Male Alternatives

July 31, 2019 Kasey Child 1

BURLINGTON — Ahead of the second round of Democratic debates, Burlington resident Kevin Beverly cited the president’s blatant racism, misogyny, homophobia and xenophobia as his […]

Burlington Introduces First Gated Community For Cars

July 30, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Snowbirds and any others who have ventured forth to Florida and the American suburbs are aware of gated communities. They indeed have a […]

Vermont Does Away With Intersections, Will Connect State With One Long Road

July 29, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – In an effort to promote road safety, the state of Vermont has voted to get rid of all intersections, and instead will link […]

Syrup & Cows #112 – 7/28/19 – Summer Sale

July 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

New Study Finds CBD Oil to Be a Natural Way to Lighten Mood, Wallet

July 27, 2019 The Winooski 0

STOCKBRIDGE – CBD shops have been popping up all over the state as many Vermonters turn to CBD oil as a method of dealing with […]

Vermont’s Junk Recycling Program in Full Swing This Weekend

July 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

GOSHEN – For any Vermonters looking to recycle some unwanted junk items, this weekend is shaping up to be ideal as the state’s merry-go-round of […]

Peter Welch Asks Robert Mueller If Members of Congress Can be Charged with Insider Trading After Leaving Office

July 25, 2019 Kasey Child 0

WASHINGTON – During the much anticipated Robert Mueller testimony, Vermont Congressman Peter Welch used his five minutes to focus on a tangentially related line of […]

Customer Tells Deaf Man to “Go Back to Your Own Country” After He Speaks Sign Language

July 24, 2019 The Winooski 5

JAMAICA – Three men were recorded on camera arguing at a grocery store in Jamaica, VT. WCAX in Burlington reports that Terrence Russo was having […]

Boris Johnson Reaches Out to South Canada in Attempt to Form New “EU-Like” Alliance

July 23, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – With his election now official, incoming British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is beginning to make diplomatic overtures to other nations in an […]

Vermont Divorce Rates Surge as Married Couples Disagree Over Whether or Not to Haul the AC Up From the Basement

July 22, 2019 The Winooski 0

BRATTLEBORO – Vermont has seen a sharp spike in the number of people filing for divorce this weekend, as many couples have experiences heat-related strains […]

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