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Month: July 2019

Syrup & Cows #111 – 7/21/19 – Near Field Communication

July 21, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Annoyed Vermonters Choose New State Motto

July 20, 2019 Paul Carpenter 2

MONTPELIER – The votes are in and after 230 years Vermont has a new state motto. Starting in January of 2020 “I Don’t Care What […]

Vermont Musician and Businessman Tapped by Trump to Destroy NEA

July 19, 2019 The Winooski 2

WASHINGTON – President Trump has announced that Vermont violinist Michael Dabroksi will be the new director of the National Endowment for the Arts. Dabroksi recently […]

North Carolina Crowd Actually Chanting “Send Her Back” at Melania

July 18, 2019 The Winooski 2

GREENVILLE – After stunning and horrifying videos surfaced yesterday of a North Carolina crowd chanting “Send Her Back,” seemingly in reference to Minnesota Representative Ilhan […]

Governor Scott Signs 24-Hour Waiting Period for Prophylactics

July 17, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont is now the first state in the nation to mandate a 24-hour waiting period before the purchase of condoms or other prophylactics. […]

Barre Used Car Dealership to Offer Moose-Proofing on Vehicles

July 16, 2019 The Winooski 1

BARRE – It is not uncommon to see a moose while driving down Vermont’s roads and highways, and it is also not uncommon to smash […]

South Burlington Hires Out Financial Oversight to NY Firm Bialystock & Bloom

July 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

South Burlington – After multiple inquiries regarding their increased use of “tax increment financing” the South Burlington City Council has admitted to hiring external contractors […]

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Syrup & Cows #110 – 7/14/19 – Wearing Protection

July 14, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Local Farm-to-Table Restaurant Increasing Authenticity by Going Bankrupt

July 13, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – New local favorite “The Greenhouse,” a farm-to-table restaurant on Cherry St. that has been serving Burlington diners for just over three months, has […]

Democrats Narrow the Field By Psychically Merging Candidates

July 12, 2019 The Winooski 2

WASHINGTON – The Democratic Party made a cryptic announcement on July 4 that has rocked the political world: “Senator Bernie Sanders has undergone a potentially […]

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