Local Girl Determined to Finish Halloween Candy Before Christmas
BURKE – Nine year old Candice Torr hit almost every house in Burke on October 1st, despite the bad weather. Now she is struggling to […]
Month: December 2019
War on Christmas! Many Church Employees Forced to Work Religious Holidays
STOWE – In a serious blow to religious freedom, reports are coming in that many Christian leaders are being forced to work on their holiest […]
Pelosi Plans to Hold On to Articles of Impeachment Until Retirement or Death of Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON – Temporary President (TP) Donald Trump was impeached by the House of Representatives yesterday, becoming only the third person in US history to attain […]
35 Year Dept. Vet Who “Can’t Get The Googles To Work” Appointed Acting Burlington Police Chief
BURLINGTON – With the resignation of seventeen more acting police chiefs over the past few days, the job of overseeing Burlington’s law enforcement has fallen […]
Burlington Mayor Resigns After Revealing He Secretly Ran Satire Site “The Winooski” For Years
BURLINGTON – In another shocking revelation following the resignations of the police chief and the acting police chief for recreational use of Twitter, Burlington Mayor […]
Santa Accused of Racial Profiling – Most on Naughty List Are White Males
NORTH POLE – The frozen north is in some hot water this week after an anonymous whistleblower from the North Pole has stepped forward to […]
Syrup & Cows #132 – 12/15/19 – Natural Beauty
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Racy Photos Released Online of Uncovered Bridges
QUECHEE – Several Vermont bridges are concerned this week that their privacy may be violated after racy photos were released online anonymously this week depicting […]
Complex Brexit Deal Reached, Hong Kong to Join EU, Ireland to Be Leased to China for 99 years
LONDON – With Boris Johnson’s Conservative Party regaining a strong majority in the latest election, a new Brexit Deal has finally been reached. The United […]
Trump Signs Executive Order Making “Democrat” a Nationality
WASHINGTON – In what is being billed as an effort to reduce anti-liberalism, Temporary President Trump has signed an executive order recognizing “Democrat” as a […]