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Vermonters File Class Action Suit Against the Wind

November 13, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After the devastating wind storms that swept the state over the past few weeks, a group of Vermonters has banded together to file […]

Democrats Sweep National Elections on Pro-Vermont Platform

November 8, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Democrats, and even their Republican Governor Phil Scott, are praising the results of yesterday’s national elections as a positive referendum on the […]

Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy

November 6, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together with White House counselor Kellyanne Conway in releasing a highly politicized press […]

State Looks For Better System to Match Candy with Trick-or-Treaters

November 1, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Governor Scott announced a state-wide initiative Wednesday morning that will look for ways to better match up the larger groups of trick-or-treaters with […]

Vermont Moves to Deregulate Highways

October 27, 2017 The Winooski 0

WATERBURY – In a move to woo the support of the state’s libertarians and teenage drivers, VT. Secretary of Transportation has announced the deregulation of Vermont’s […]

State Officials to Begin Conducting all Official Business Via Private E-mail Accounts

October 16, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a blow to Vermont transparency laws, state Attorney General T.J. Donovan has directed all government employees to begin using their personal e-mail […]

Vermont Cows Demand Royalties From Woody Jackson Art Sales

October 9, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont cows, who recently made news headlines with their state-wide protest to boycott ice cream to call attention to hazardous milking machines, have […]

Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy

October 4, 2017 The Winooski 5

MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together in releasing a highly politicized press statement asking people who […]

Jason Corliss Wins 55th Vermont Milk Bowl, Becomes Governor

October 3, 2017 The Winooski 0

BARRE – Tensions were high on Sunday afternoon at the Thunder Road race track in Barre, as racers competed to win the governorship of Vermont. […]

Vermont Legislature Blocks Toys “R” Us Filing for Bankruptcy Protection

September 20, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – The Vermont legislature called an emergency session of the General Assembly on Tuesday following the announcement by big box toy retailer Toys “R” […]

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