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Feline Street Gangs Menace Southern Vermont

September 5, 2019 Jill Allen 0

BRATTLEBORO – It’s hard to survive as a vagrant in Vermont, and no one knows that better than Vermont’s strays. “After a gang of feral […]

VT Addresses Booming Deer Population With Abstinence-Only Education for Fawns

August 14, 2019 The Winooski 2

BETHEL – In a compromise with the VT House, Governor Phil Scott has agreed to address the state’s rising deer population with a series of […]

New Study Finds CBD Oil to Be a Natural Way to Lighten Mood, Wallet

July 27, 2019 The Winooski 0

STOCKBRIDGE – CBD shops have been popping up all over the state as many Vermonters turn to CBD oil as a method of dealing with […]

Customer Tells Deaf Man to “Go Back to Your Own Country” After He Speaks Sign Language

July 24, 2019 The Winooski 5

JAMAICA – Three men were recorded on camera arguing at a grocery store in Jamaica, VT. WCAX in Burlington reports that Terrence Russo was having […]

Vermont Divorce Rates Surge as Married Couples Disagree Over Whether or Not to Haul the AC Up From the Basement

July 22, 2019 The Winooski 0

BRATTLEBORO – Vermont has seen a sharp spike in the number of people filing for divorce this weekend, as many couples have experiences heat-related strains […]

Family in Turmoil After Tragic Holiday Barbecue Scheduling

July 1, 2019 The Winooski 0

WEATHERSFIELD – A family in southern Vermont is being torn apart this week over a potentially insensitive celebration invitation. Dick Johnson, of Weathersfield, VT, invited […]

Dorset Farmers Market Now Selling Vegan and Gluten-Free Produce

June 21, 2019 The Winooski 2

DORSET – For anyone in the southern part of the state looking for a vegan alternative to regular vegetables, the Dorset Farmers Market now has […]

VT State Trooper Contracts Autism From Incidental Contact With Vaccinated Person

June 3, 2019 The Winooski 0

LEICESTER – Vermont State Police are reporting that acting Sgt. Lydia Gaisian has contracted autism after incidental contact with a person known to have had […]

Adopt-a-Tree Program Launched to Help Fund Lake Clean-Up

May 29, 2019 The Winooski 1

ROCKINGHAM – In a bid to fund the desperately needed, and severely underfunded, clean-up of Lake Champlain, the Vermont State Legislature is launching a new […]

Former Burlington Pot Dealer Busted For Underground Single-Use Plastics Operation

April 6, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – When Burlington police officers arrested Derek Spilman back in January on charges relating to the sale of marijuana, he promised never to sell […]

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