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Barre Used Car Dealership to Offer Moose-Proofing on Vehicles

July 16, 2019 The Winooski 1

BARRE – It is not uncommon to see a moose while driving down Vermont’s roads and highways, and it is also not uncommon to smash […]

VT Highways Renamed “American Autobahn,” All Speed Limits Removed

July 9, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – The Vermont Office of Tourism, in association with the DMV, have declared Vermont’s highways and state roads “autobahns” to boost tourism. All posted […]

Majority of Vermont Rezoned as Retirement Community

July 6, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After much research and deliberation, the Vermont state government has agreed to rezone most of the state as a retirement community. With the […]

VT Farmers Concerned About Ban on Single-Use Plastic Bags

July 3, 2019 The Winooski 0

FLETCHER – With the upcoming ban on single-use plastic bags, many Vermont farmers are worried about how that will affect their operations, specifically in the […]

Vermont Driving Instructor Fired For Teaching Students To Dim High Beams

June 29, 2019 Paul Carpenter 1

SAINT ALBANS – A Local driving instructor was fired recently over allegations he told students they are required to dim their vehicle’s high beams when […]

Vermont to Introduce Water-Based Internet Access

June 27, 2019 The Winooski 0

PANTON – The state of Vermont has announced a new plan to provide internet access to all residents via a new water-based internet technology. Using […]

Vermont Running Out of Things to Tax

June 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – As the state of Vermont continues to seek new sources of revenue to fund its budget, a potential problem looms on the horizon. […]

South Burlington Woman Receives Ticket For Driving the Speed Limit

June 22, 2019 The Winooski 2

SOUTH BURLINGTON – On Friday morning at 8:52 AM, police issued a traffic citation and fine to Helen Bakke for driving 55 MPH in a […]

Bored Writer Exaggerates News Story During Alien Invasion

June 20, 2019 The Winooski 1

WINOOSKI – A local satire writer is being accused of going beyond the bounds of normal satire and completely fabricating a story with no tether […]

Plants-Rights Group Launches Campaign Against Weeding

June 19, 2019 The Winooski 0

SHELBURNE – A Shelburne-based, grass-roots political advocacy group called “Plants are People” has launched a new campaign to discourage Vermonters from weeding their gardens. The […]

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